'Cubixx HD' Episode 11 - MURDER MURDER MURDER KILL KILL KILL!!
Howdy doody dandy all!
Hope everyone is looking forward to an EGG-stra long weekend and hopefully some EGG-cellent weather for the Easter weekend? Fingers (hot) crossed (buns) it’s gonna be a good one! And even if the weather is bad I’ll cheer myself up by stuffing my face full of chocolate eggs!
Sooooooooooo let’s get back on subject! As I mentioned last week I have another brand spanking new multiplayer mode to announce and boy am I EGG-cited…. Welcome to Cubixx HD DEATHMATCH for up to a mEGGa 7 players! Oh yes this is the one you’ve all been waiting for and sharing this with you all makes me feel like Santa Claus and Christmas has come 8 months early! Move over [INSERT NAME OF YOUR FAVOURITE FPS GAME HERE] there’s a new game in town and it’s taking no prisoners! Cubixx HD Deathmatch is EGG-stremely EGG-ceptional and no doubt you will want to pwn your friends and become a Cubixx HD Deathmatch EGG-spert… Ok that’s my final attempt at a so called egg joke so no more I promise!
4 way mayhem!
Right, enough of the gibberish, let’s talk facts! First off I’ll explain how to KILL…in Cubixx HD (obviously) Ok, so there are two ways to take your mates down:
1. Simply cut away an area surrounding a player and watch’em explode into smithereens! For me this is the most satisfying way to kill! Trapping a helpless opponent just brings joy to my heart!
And
2. Fry your friends by forcing them to crash head-on into your line! Believe me this sounds easy but actually takes a lot of skill and lightning fast reflexes.
Deathmatch features 10 bespoke arenas completely separate from the rest of the game, carefully designed to give you the ultimate experience for this game mode. In the options screen you can pick whether to play the same level over and over or choose to advance, taking you on a tour across all 10 action packed levels. The themes of the levels range from simple to extreme. For example the first level is just populated by a single Cubixx, so all you’ll need to worry about is hunting down your mates and killing them, whereas on another level you might have asteroids to deal with too. Or perhaps you’ll choose the level everyone loves to hate, with HOMERS grinding you down whilst your friends step up for the easy kill! Plus, you’ll have to keep an eye on how many times you die because kills/deaths work like goal difference in football!
Getting crazy up in here!!
Other options that can be tweaked in Deathmatch include:
- Kill count – 5, 10, 20, 30, 60 or infinite kills before the game ends.
- Game time -5, 10, 20, 30, 60 minutes or infinite time.
- Power ups – Choose whether to have positive, negative or all power ups activated.
Everybody loves options!
So that’s it for this week, have an amaaaaaaaazing weekend! And remember to tune in next week so you can hear all about the Cubixx HD Trophies and Leaderboards! And for now I’ll leave you with these little gems….
Why would the Easter bunny make a good surgeon? Because he is EGG-sperienced at EGG-cisions!
Why did the Easter egg make a bad comedian? Because he couldn’t crack a yolk!
Why is the Easter bunny good at making spreadsheets? Because he is EGG-cellent at EGG-cel!
Why is the Easter bunny nice and fit? Because he is EGG-cellent at EGG-cercise.
Why is the Easter bunny a bit crazy? Because he is hopping mad!
The Easter bunny wishes you a hoppy Easter.
Ta 'ra for now,
Steven.
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